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Auditory Assault

It’s day 2 of half term. My ears hurt. My mind is about to explode. Listening to their voices is now causing my ears to cringe. How do ears even cringe ? How is this possible? I know I am being dramatic but I am looking at Chump and he looks like his head has already imploded. He has a vacant look in his eyes and is in downright denial about our life choices. It’s going to be a long two weeks. That’s all I have to say for now. Check back in with me in two weeks to see if I am still alive and whether Chump has checked back into this life. Ok bye.