My eye sight needs some testing

Hey guys. I haven’t driven in a while and I’m due for an eye test anyway so, I think I might strap the kids in to the back of the car and go for a drive to Barnard Castle to see if I can still see. Yes ? Good. And if the kids need a wee, I’ll just make them pee in a bottle or something. I’m glad we’ve cleared that up. Just for good measure I’ll go pop into my 70+ parents to make sure they’re down with my plan too. I’m glad we cleared that up. If anyone asks, I’m using my instinct as a parent. Oh and for the record, I warned about the dangers of coronavirus and pandemics first. Just give me some time to go and edit my first blog post and you’ll see.