My head has been in a jumble for the past few days. It’s a combination of being busy at work, the weather and a general business of life resuming because lockdown is effectively over. I’m tired. My head is all over the place. I’m going to sleep at like 9pm and even then I’m not having restful sleep. I have weird dreams. So I’m kind of operating in a daze at the moment. I’m actually looking forward to half term and not having to wash uniform, pack lunches, wash snack pots, supervise homework, run to activities etc. Anyway, Chump being very intuitive to me and my moods, knows just how to cheer me up. He suggested we watch American Psycho. Have you seen it? It’s bloody brilliant. Anyway, the reason he suggested I watch it is this – I really enjoyed watching Christian Bale do push ups in his underwear in Batman. It was all I talked about for like a month. Oh remember when Christian Bale was doing push ups in his underwear I would say. And then I would gaze off wistfully remembering Christian Bale doing push ups in his underwear. So, you should definitely watch American Psycho, because Christian Bale does sit ups in his underwear, Chump said. Sold. I did not need any more convincing. Christian Bale doing sit ups in his underwear did not disappoint. It lifted my mood right up. Now I gaze off wistfully at the rain, remembering Christian Bale doing sit ups in his underwear, talking about Whitney Houston and returning video tapes. There is catharsis.
