Sun’s out, Guns out

Ok, so I have a Peloton and I promise I will talk about it at length one of these days (btw, if you want a Peloton, I have a referral code). But one of the best things about the Peloton is the fact that it’s super easy to get an arm workout in. I usually ignore my arms because well, as far as I am concerned they are a lost cause. And Girl agrees, because she loves my Cold arm. And if you know about cold arms, you know cold arms is code for fat arms. In fact, Girl frequently pinches my cheeks and tells me how chubby they are. Chump laughs his head off and tells me do some Push ups. Chump. Anyway, so I’ve been adding some arm workouts to my rotation, because why not. The weights are at the back of the bike and it’s only 10 minutes. It’s kind of a no brainer. Anyway, I’ve been doing this for about 4 weeks solid. So yesterday, I asked Chump if he noticed a difference in my arms and he said no. At which point, I got really mad and screamed “you have noticed a difference in my arms. Dickhead” and then proceeded to run down the stairs and blast “Red Red Wine” by UB40 for the rest of the day and anytime someone asked me a question, I responded with “the line’s broke and the monkey gets choked”. See I can be a dickhead too.